Bird across the road...

This really fit single blonde with big boobs lives right across the street from me and I can see her place from my patio.

Anyway, I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway, and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looked straight at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and make love! Are you doing anything tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

She said, "Great!

Spoiler:

Could you watch my dog?