Reeves' budget

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses due to Rachel Reeves' recent budget announcement.

A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, and Dyno-rod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn't take it anymore and

Spoiler:

topped himself.