Spotted in the Daily Telegraph...

From the comments section of the Telegraph on the subject of the Archbishop of Canterbury. Some of us will know the tune

All things woke and terrible, All protests big and small
All groups left and horrible, Welby supports them all.

Each statue toppled over, Each car they won't let start
He loves the rainbow colours, Thrown over works of art

From drag queens grooming children, To men in women's sports
He thinks we should all praise them, If not, we'll be in court

All things woke and terrible, All protests big and small
All groups left and horrible, Welby supports them all.

Each lying Albanian gangster, He says we must let in
But ask 'bout Lambeth Palace, There's no room at the inn

He pledged one hundred million, For sins we must redeem
But now they want a billion, For their giant Ponzi scheme

All scams woke and terrible, Are scams that Welby chose
But ask him who is going to pay, He just replies "God knows!"