Police report

Had to make a report to the police today, as my place got burgled last night.

'Can you think of anyone who'd want to break into your house, Sir?'

'No idea. My guess is it was the thieving Gypsy b*st*rds.'

'Sir, that's hate speech! I could arrest you for that.'

'Sorry, let me rephrase; my guess is it was the thieving b*st*rds from the travelling community.'

'That's better, Sir. Don't let it happen again.'