A sadist, a masochist, a pyromaniac, a kleptomaniac and, a zoophile walk into a bar.
The kleptomaniac says, "Let's go steal a cat!"
The zoophile says, "Let's go steal a cat and

it!"
The sadist says, "Let's go steal a cat,

it and torture it!"
The pyromaniac says, "Let's go steal a cat,

it, torture it and set it on fire!"
The masochist then says,