A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the Devil.
As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognised as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
"Shut up," barked the Devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you