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Two in one

Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:53 am

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother. "Why would you think that?"

The little girl said, "The tombstone back there said,
Spoiler:
here lies a lawyer and an honest man."
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