Santa...

So Santa's from Lapland than eh? Let's examine the facts:

1 - He wears red
2 - He's good at breaking into houses
3 - He's got loads of electrical stuff that no-one can trace
4 - He drives an unlicensed vehicle
5 - He only works one day a year

Lapland my ar$e -

Spoiler:

the man's a Scouser!