Daughter says...

My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out throw all my clothes out of the window take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod and my laptop and give it to my brother.

Take all of my jewellery to the salvation army or Cash Converters.

Sell my car take my front door key off me and throw me out into the street and disown me.

Oh and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister".

Well, she didn't put it quite like that... what she actually said was, "Dad this is my new boyfriend Stevie

Spoiler:

and he's a massive Liverpool fan.