Barking dog

Paddy was sick to death of next door's dog barking all night, and the neighbours not doing anything about it.

One night he finally snapped and at 2am got up saying, "That's it, I'm gunna sort this out!".

30 minutes later he got back into bed.

His wife said, "Not sure what you've done but its not worked, it's still barking".

Paddy said, "I know,

Spoiler:

I've put the dog in our garden, let's see how they like it!"