Dating

I've joined a dating site, but the first lady I met up with wasn't very impressed.

She said, 'What? Your profile said you were tall dark and handsome with an athletic build. Yet here you are - bald, no teeth and with a pair of man boobs.'

'I know', I replied,

Spoiler:

'I just identify as someone who's good looking.'

You should have got yourself born after a war, there where thousands of surplus women after both wars,