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Infested with rats

Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:34 am

A bloke goes into an agricultural supplies store.

"My shed is infested with rats, have you got any rat poison?"

"Afraid not, have you tried Boots"

Spoiler:
"I want to poison them, not kick them to death"
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