Have I pulled?

I was having a drink with a few mates when I noticed a girl with a spectacular figure. I could hardly take my eyes off her until she turned around and I saw how ugly she was.

A bit later, I saw that she'd gone but there was a note left by my phone that said, "Hi. I saw you looking at me earlier. Here's my number if you want to give me call."

Astonishingly she'd signed the note "Horseface".

I was struck by the way she'd obviously come to terms with the fact that she wasn't attractive and admired her humour in adopting this nickname.

I messaged her on the number she'd given me saying, "Hi Horseface, I love to meet up just tell me the time and place."

I'd just hit the send button when my mate looked up and said, "Sh*t... You haven't replied to that have you?

Spoiler:

I even wrote Horseface on it so you'd know it was the ugly one!"