Bill and Dave met each other for the first time in 20 years, when they were at school was the last time they saw each other.
"How you doing Dave"? said Bill.
Dave said "I'm doing fine, got a good job, the kids are at university and I've got my own house...how are things with you"?
Bill replied "Not so good...I lost my wife last year"
"Oh, I'm sorry--how did that happen?"
Bill replied "We were on holiday in Blackpool and she fell down a wishing well and broke her neck"
"Wow" said Dave