Thinking of marriage

Paddy had been stepping out with Mary O Reilly for nearly a year and the pair of them were head over heels in love. One day Paddy was walking up the high street and he got talking to Mary's brother.

"There's something I have to tell ye Cormac, yer sister is a smashing girl I don't tink I'd foind better anywhere. I've a mind to ask her to marry me this weekend!"

Cormac looked surprised and replied "OK Paddy but have ye seen me father?"

Paddy answered "I have Cormac and he's a fine figure of a man but if it's all the same

Spoiler:

I'd rather Mary!"