Connery gets an audition

Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says: "Sean, I've got you an audition tomorrow morning about 10ish"

To which Sean replies "Tennish?

Spoiler:

I don't even have a racquet"

I used to subscribe to a movie magazine based in France and their reviewers apparently found it hilarious the way Connery pronouces English
Up until then I hadn't really noticed.