A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honour. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defence?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honour... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...Whose Pepsi is it...