Cricket

Australia were playing New Zealand at the MCG at the end of a very bad summer season.

The phone rang in the Australian dressing room.

"This is Mrs Trevor Chappell calling from Sydney. Would I be able to speak to my husband?"

The bloke who answered said "I'm sorry but you've just missed him. He's just gone in to bat".

She said "That's fine.

Spoiler:

I'll hold".