Meeting...

I was attending my first meeting of the year.

"My name's Andy. I'm an alcoholic."

"Hi, I'm Carol and I'm an alcoholic."

"I'm Tommy, I'm an alcoholic ... "

"Hello, I'm Mike ... I'm an alcoholic."

From that first Assembly I began to have the uncomfortable feeling that

Spoiler:

Murston Road Primary School probably wouldn't suit our kids.