Meeting the family
Tue Jul 21, 2020 1:41 pm
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to the combination of her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the *poof*.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing right down at her feet and said in a rather stern voice "Skippy!"
The woman thought "This is great!" A big smile came across her face. What luck!!
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled "Dammit, Skippy, move!"
Once again, the woman smiled at her fortune.
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
For the third time, the father looked at the dog with disgust, but this time he yelled "Dammit, Skippy,
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to the combination of her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the *poof*.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing right down at her feet and said in a rather stern voice "Skippy!"
The woman thought "This is great!" A big smile came across her face. What luck!!
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled "Dammit, Skippy, move!"
Once again, the woman smiled at her fortune.
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
For the third time, the father looked at the dog with disgust, but this time he yelled "Dammit, Skippy,
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Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:12 pm
