An anti-vaxxer died, and to her surprise found herself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told her he would be happy to answer any questions the woman might have; about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course, the woman said "Was I right? Are vaccines a huge conspiracy after all?" and God chuckled and said, "Of course not".
The woman shook her head in disbelief, shaken to her very core, before murmuring