Wedding arrangements

I have just split up with my long term girlfriend, we had some differences over our wedding arrangements.

She wanted the full monty 250+ guests cathedral rather than the local church, white Rolls Royce, 12 bridesmaids, 6 page boys, plus a matron of honour. Champagne and canapés reception, followed by a 7-course cordon-bleu meal.

Me? I wanted

Spoiler:

to stay single.