What would you say...

I went up to a homeless man as I came out of a pub last night and said: "What would you say if I asked you to come back to my house for a few drinks and a 3-course meal in front of the fireplace?"

"I'd say yes" he replied.

"Exactly!" I said, shaking my head and walking away

Spoiler:

"Just what is wrong with women these days?"