So I got following this fit bird out jogging.
Imagine, tall pretty blonde, nice bobbing boobs and you could make out her sweating thong under her tight body-hugging joggers.
You could tell after a while she was aware of my attention, speeding more and more, but I managed to keep at least 5 metres away, just so it wasn't too obvious, besides, I was enjoying the view.
Eventually, a police car stopped me in my tracks.
"What have I done wrong?" I protested. "I kept my social distancing!"
"Sir,