Women!

I don't understand women.

It was our 25th wedding anniversary and I said to the missus "How would you like to go out for something to eat?"

She replied, enthusiastically "Oh yes, that would be nice".

"OK" said I "Here's a twenty. Get me a prawn fried rice, chips, and curry sauce. Get yourself something with the change".

Spoiler:

Didn't speak to me for days. You would think she'd be grateful for a free take-away.