Rachel and Mike were invited to a posh masked, fancy dress party.
Unfortunately, Rachel got a terrible headache and told Mike to go to the party alone. Being a devoted husband, Mike protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So Mike put on his costume and mask and away he went to the party.
After sleeping soundly for an hour or so, Rachel awoke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. She knew that Mike didn’t know what costume she was going to wear (how many husbands do?) and she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acts when she was not with him. So Rachel put on her costume and mask and drove off to the party.
Rachel soon spotted Mike. He was fooling around on the dance floor, dancing with every girl he could, copping a little feel here and having a little kiss there. So Rachel sidled up to him and being a rather seductive lady, Mike immediately left his partner and devoted all his time to her - to the new beauty that had just arrived.
Rachel let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. So when he whispered a little proposition in her ear, she agreed. Off they went to one of the parked cars and made mad, passionate love.
She did everything he asked, much more than ever. Just before midnight, when everyone at the party had to take off their masks, Rachel slipped away, went home, put her costume away, got into bed, and wondered what kind of explanation Mike would make for his behaviour.
Rachel was sitting up reading when Mike came in and she asked what kind of time he had.
He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
He replied, “I’ll tell you, Rachel, I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party, I bumped into Jim, Roberto, David and some other guys, so we went into a back room and played cards all night. But I can tell you, Rachel,