Rednecks

Two rednecks, Bob and Eustace, were strolling around the swamps in Alabama when Eustace decided to dip his legs into a little pond between the reeds to cool off, while Bob was scouting around looking for salvageable things after a storm.

Suddenly Eustace screams out in terror "Aaaaaahhhhh, Bob, Bob, a darn alligator's bitin' off my leg!!!"

Bob screams back "Which one?"

To which Eustace replies "Well, I dun know,

Spoiler:

all these darn alligators lookin' the same to me Bob!"