Mirror mirror...
Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:56 am
One day in Pyongyang, Kim Jong-Un consulted a magic mirror in his office. "Magic mirror on the wall, who is the biggest b*st*rd of them all?"
The mirror replied, "You, Supreme Leader, are the biggest b*st*rd of them all."
Kim Jong-Un was so delighted, he had 1,000 prisoners put to death at short notice.
Next day, he asked the same question; again, the mirror replied, "You, oh Great Leader, are still the biggest b*st*rd of them all."
Kim Jong-Un was again pleased, this time ordering a "warning" missile strike over Japan.
Next day, however, Kim Jong-Un was nowhere to be seen. His advisors searched all morning until they found him shaking and crying under his desk.
"Dear Leader, what is wrong?" asked one of his advisors.
Tearfully, Kim Jong-Un snivelled,
The mirror replied, "You, Supreme Leader, are the biggest b*st*rd of them all."
Kim Jong-Un was so delighted, he had 1,000 prisoners put to death at short notice.
Next day, he asked the same question; again, the mirror replied, "You, oh Great Leader, are still the biggest b*st*rd of them all."
Kim Jong-Un was again pleased, this time ordering a "warning" missile strike over Japan.
Next day, however, Kim Jong-Un was nowhere to be seen. His advisors searched all morning until they found him shaking and crying under his desk.
"Dear Leader, what is wrong?" asked one of his advisors.
Tearfully, Kim Jong-Un snivelled,
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Re: Mirror mirror...
Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:59 pm
