Headstone

An Irishman gave instructions for the headstone for his recently departed wife. He wanted the words "She was Thine" on the stone.

A short time later he was told the headstone had been erected, so he went to the cemetery to check. He was horrified to read "She was Thin".

Naturally, he went straight to the monumental masons to complain that they had left the "E" off his wife's headstone. He was assured the matter would be dealt with immediately.

A day or so later he returned to the cemetery to view the corrected inscription, only to read:

Spoiler:

"Ee, She was Thin"