LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER ...
Memory was something you lost with Age ...
An Application was for Employment ...
A program was a TV show ...
A Cursor used profanity ...
A Keyboard was a piano ...
A Web was a spider's home ...
A Virus was the Flu ...
A Hard Drive was a long trip on the road ...
A Mouse was something the cat chased ...
And if you had a "" 3 INCH FLOPPY "" ... Well,