Travellers

Samantha was a religious woman who had to do a lot of travelling for her business. Air travel made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her.

One day on a trip, she was sitting next to a man. When the guy saw Samantha pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.

After a few minutes, he turned to Samantha and asked "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

Samantha answered "Of course I do. It is the Bible".

He said "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

She replied "Jonah. Yes, I believe that; it is in the Bible".

He asked "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

Samantha said "Well, I don't really know. When I get to heaven, I will ask him".

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.

Samantha calmly answered

Spoiler:

"Then you can ask him".