A woman on her death bed calls her husband and asks him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he finds 3 eggs and £7,000 in cash.
"What are the eggs for?" he asks.
The wife replies, "Everytime we had bad or boring sex I would put an egg in the box".
"Not bad, 3 eggs in 35 years, and what about the cash?"
The wife looks up and replies,