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Car dealership

Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:57 am

A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $150,000 asking price" said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for $135,000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model".

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist? Besides, I think she fancies me" replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached them and walked straight past the salesman to the middle-aged couple and gave the husband the keys.

"There you go" she said "I told you I would get the twerp to drop the price.
Spoiler:
See you later, dad!"
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