Shopping

Went to town yesterday and got bored Shopping with my Wife

She felt sorry for me. She gave me a £5 and told me to go for a Pint and meet her at the Bus Stop in an hour.

I had a wander around but somehow found myself in the Red-Light District.

Simply being curious I asked one of the girls "How Much"..???

The girl replies, "Forty for all the way, twenty for Oral or a Tenner for A Manual."

I told her I only had £5.

She said, “Sorry, but you won't get much for a Fiver."

So I shrugged my shoulders and continued to wander. I found a Pub, and then went to meet my Wife.

While we were sitting together waiting for the Bus, the same working girl I spoke to earlier passes by on the other side of the road and recognised me.

She shouts over to me...

Spoiler:

"See, I told ya, you wouldn't get much for a Fiver".