Paddy bought a brand new, top of the range, metal detector.
First day out, he sets off scanning the field. Every few steps the detector goes wild, bleeping madly. At the end of the day the field looks like 1000 moles have taken up residence, yet Paddy has nothing other than blisters to show for his efforts.
At this point, Mick strolls over and says, "I reckon you might do better if you