Cover for me
Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:15 am
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says "I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?"
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally, the pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied".
The pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says "You'd better hurry home quickly.
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After the service, he starts talking to the pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally, the pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied".
The pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says "You'd better hurry home quickly.
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Re: Cover for me
Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:08 pm
