Ouch!

Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side. An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her "Hey! How about it babe - you and me?"

As she got up to move he said loudly "Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don't have an extra two dollars".

She looked back and replied just as loudly "What makes you think

Spoiler:

I charge by the inch?"