Hiding under the bed
Thu May 02, 2019 9:23 am
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy".
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears".
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit" replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it" I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck"
"Oh, is that so?" he said with a bit of an attitude. "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year" said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears".
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit" replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it" I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck"
"Oh, is that so?" he said with a bit of an attitude. "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to
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