Switch to full style
(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)
Write comments

Texan visitor

Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:33 am

A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town.

"There it is" said the Englishman. "It's quite impressive, I must admit".

"You call that big?" scoffed the Texan. "Back in Texas we have buildings just like that but over a hundred times bigger!"

"I'm not surprised" said the Englishman.
Spoiler:
"That's the local lunatic asylum!"

Re: Texan visitor

Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:03 am

:applause:
Write comments