Old men chatting

Two elderly men were chatting in the pub.

“Isn’t it your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon.” Asked one of them.

“Yes it is.” Said the other.

“And are you going to do anything special to celebrate.”

“Well, for our twenty-fifth anniversary I took my wife to Australia. So maybe for our fiftieth I’ll

Spoiler:

go and see how’s she’s getting on.”