A young school girl says, "Mummy, I know where babies come from!"
Mum replies,"Where's that then darling?"
Girl says, "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out & Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it & that's how you get babies!"
Shaking her head, Mum says "Oh darling that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies,.......