What do retired people do all day?

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a Traffic Warden writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a . He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. Personally, we didn't care.

Spoiler:

We came into town by bus.