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Pregnant

Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:04 am

I got talking to a woman in a bar last night.

"How comes you're only drinking orange juice?" I asked.

She said, "I'm pregnant."

"I thought you were because your belly is sticking right out," I smiled, "But I didn't want to ask just in case you were just a fatty. How far gone are you?"

Spoiler:
"2 weeks." she said!

Re: Pregnant

Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:34 pm

:lol:
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