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Physical training

Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:53 am

Our Army physical training program requires us to run two miles every other day in platoon formation. Being somewhat older than the other soldiers, I have trouble running faster than a ten-minute mile.

During a recent run, I was finding it difficult to complete the two miles without stopping, so I raised my hands high above my head to expand my diaphragm and gain my second wind.

Suddenly I heard a voice from behind me say "Forget it, sergeant,
Spoiler:
we don't take prisoners".

Re: Physical training

Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:37 pm

:lol:
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