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Hands off!

Mon Dec 31, 2018 10:54 am

I went round to pick up a girl for a date and her dad answered the door.

He said, "Now you be sure to keep your hands off my daughter."

So I said, "Fine, but it's your fault
Spoiler:
if she falls off during sex

Re: Hands off!

Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:20 pm

:lol:
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