Builders

Mick and Tommy were re-roofing a house. They were up and down the scaffold all day but when Mick was nailing some slates while Tommy brought up some replacements, he dropped one and it sliced off Tommy's ear.

Mick dashed down the ladder to check on Tommy who was looking for his ear. Mick found it "I've got it Tommy" he shouted.

Tommy replied "That's not mine,

Spoiler:

mine had a pencil behind it".