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Nasty accident

Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:25 am

A car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.

A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire incident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.

"Good lord, mister," he gasped, "are you drunk?"

"Of course I am, you idiot!" said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit.
Spoiler:
"What the hell do you think I am -- a :censored: stunt driver?"
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