Gunman Raoul Moat's camp uncovered by police

The camp where suspected armed killer Raoul Moat has been living rough while on the run has been found by police.

A letter addressed to his ex-girlfriend Samantha Stobbart, who he is alleged to have shot, was discovered with a tent near Rothbury, north-east England.

Owner of a nearby bungalow Mr Osama bin Laden told reporters: "We knew there was something suspicious about that guy ever since he started camping here."

The hunt for Moat continues.

Once this little episode is over I might post some of the more "acceptable" jokes that I have about this....