Playing a game with the wife!

Wife: let’s play a game

Husband: what is the game?

Wife: if I say the name of a colour run to the left wall, if I say the name of a fruit run to the right wall

Husband: what do I get if I win?

Wife: who ever loses has to obey the other person for the rest of their life.

Husband: Okay I have to win this game!

wife: Okay ready? Orange!

Spoiler:

Husband has been standing in the same spot for three days figuring out whether she said a colour or a fruit.

Moral of the story: don’t mess with your wife, she will always outsmart you"