The Pope in Liverpool

The pope went to Liverpool to hand out miracles to local children.

Young Billy went on stage to meet him and asked the pope "Can you help me with my hearing?"

"Of course I can," replied the pope, he placed his hands gently over Billy's ears and then he took them slowly away and asked, "How is your hearing now?"

Billy replied "I don't know

Spoiler:

because it isn't until next Wednesday!"